All I wanted to do was get kidnapped and go on a nice little road trip! Okay, I didn't want to do either of those things, but now that I have... I would really appreciate not getting beat up by Fire and Ice and then being thrown into a jail cell with the two jamokes who kidnapped me to begin with! I'm a free spirit, and I swear I'm gonna get outta here no matter what! That's a Harley Quinn Promiseâ„¢!
